- Danielle: It still has 600 seconds to go
- Danielle: How many minutes is that?
- Me *really thinks about it* 6 minutes?
- Danielle: *dies laughing at me* really, ki?
- Me: :|.......:( I don't know
- Danielle: *does the math* it's 10 minutes.
- Me: Whatever, playas fuck up.
- [a few minutes later, talking about a Youtube video]
- Danielle: She was like "are you smoking crack in there, girl?" and the girl was like "yes, but I'm doing it safely"
- Danielle: Lmao, how do you smoke crack safely?
- Me: By not sharing or using dirty needles!
- [realizes that smoking and shooting crack ain't the same]
- Danielle: *dies laughing at me again* Tonight is not your night, ki
- You never blog things I say accurately, girl...whatev. Yesterday was hilarious!
